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An adventure is only an inconvenience rightly considered. An inconvenience is an adventure wrongly considered.
G. K. Chesterton
(1874 - 1936)


The follies which a man regrets most, in his life, are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity.
Helen Rowland
(1876 - 1950)

They’d be Quick Thoughts if They Didn’t Take so Damn Long

  • I tend to get irritated by the smug, pseudo-clever attitude that leads to the idiot/awesome dichotomy. It goes like this: somebody tries something nutty, and if they succeed then they’re awesome. If they die, they’re an idiot. That’s stupid. The end result shouldn’t be taken as an indicator of the person and their intention when they make the attempt. It buys into the whole idea that the point of life is to avoid death as long as possible, which is also stupid. Sometimes (like with Steve Irwin), people will make the argument that it’s idiotic if you have kids. Listen: bad things happen to parents all the time. Kids too, for that matter. That can’t be a reason to not do things. I bring this up because I talk to a lot of people who don’t listen. I can explain what I’m doing, and the fact that it’s a choice, until I’m blue in the face. They can see that I’m happier, healthier and busier - and they don’t get it. I know that if I get mugged or murdered, these people will be the ones saying “Well, he shouldn’t have been in his car.” Let me spell it out: If you think that, you are retarded. I know what I’m on about, and I know that bad things can happen. If a bad thing happens to me, know that this was still the right thing for me to do.
  • On Saturday, I attempted Yoga for the first time in something like five years, through Carla and her friend Crystal. I had a conversation with Erica about it beforehand. Her take is that people in Hollywood do yoga because they want to be Madonna. I said it’s just one more thing to do at the gym. Well, this wasn’t Madonna yoga, but it sure as hell wasn’t gym yoga. I signed up with Bally’s on Friday and have been hitting it with an intensity I hope lasts, and nothing (NOTHING) I could do there comes close to how grueling the yoga session was. I can’t exactly say if I liked it or not, but I would do it again in a heartbeat.
  • Auditions for Westward Expansion were yesterday. This is the Alliance show that will follow Dancing With the Bad Man, which opens next weekend. Westward is another original piece, written and directed by Cecil Castelleucci - who is linked on the sidebar. The audition was fun; a lot of new members came out, and the format was such that they got to meet each other and see each other work, which can only be good for the company. Also, I felt like I did pretty well, and that’s the really important thing. Me me me.
  • The next time that fawn shows up, I may need to use a knife.

6 Responses to “They’d be Quick Thoughts if They Didn’t Take so Damn Long”

  1. Nathan Says:

    Steve Irwin is a twat! Dancing around with crocodiles, like a damned buffoon. He did nothing but mock nature with a dance so spastic and rude.

    Steve Irwin deserved “bad things” in my mind. I’m glad that sting ray tagged him. Who the fuck goes swimming with sting rays? Jacques Cousteau would have observed them from an honorable distance.

    A sting ray is not a magic bus you can ride.

    I loathe Steve Irwin almost as much as Siegfried & Roy and their white tigers… Nature mocking bastards. Fuck ‘em.

  2. jsnbase Says:

    Jacques Cousteau’s son (who was on the boat) thinks you’re an idiot. On this one, I’m with him

    http://www.showbuzz.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/09/15/people/main2014220.shtml

  3. Nathan Says:

    As quoted from CNN: “Injuries caused by stingrays are relatively common but fatalities are extremely rare, with experts saying there are only one or two known cases in recorded Australian history.”

    Nathan reads: Steve Irwin was fuckin’ around with a beastly sea creature that didn’t want to be fucked with. Leave the goddamn things alone!

    Also, Philippe Cousteau is quoted: “I wasn’t on that dive, but he was doing something that I’ve seen and done dozens of times, and seen on the cover of scuba diving magazines.”

    BA-ZING! Cousteau Jr. wasn’t actually there. Resulting in him not knowing shit.

    Steve Irwin is an excitable dude… and from my limited experience with dangerous animals - they don’t like excitable dudes. I don’t either. He was probably doing somersaults in the water.

  4. jsnbase Says:

    Sigh. Where to begin…..

    “Not on the dive” means not in the water - He attempted to revive Irwin (i.e., he was THERE) and he saw the video of the incident.

    BA-ZING!! He does, indeed, know shit.

    Have you actually read anything about the incident? Every indication - and there’s a VIDEO - is that he was just swimming along when the ray panicked.

    Yeah, he was excitable, but he was UNDERWATER.

    You don’t have to like Steve, but there are verifiable facts about what happened that you ignore. That makes you wrong.

  5. Nathan Says:

    I bet you anything he was making one of those fruity faces.

  6. jsnbase Says:

    He might have been. Would it be tasteless to suggest that his last word was something like ‘croakey!’?

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