The Plan

Why I Hate My Job

This is an actual conversation I had, more or less:

JANUARY 12, 2007

PSYCHO CO-WORKER: Hey, we should have them throw us a little anniversary party; I started a year ago, and you started a year ago tomorrow.

ME: Actually, last September marked a year for me.

PCW: No, I remember you came in in your suit and you had your briefcase -

ME: I don’t have a briefcase.

PCW: Well, you had SOMETHING!

ME: I don’t know what to tell you.

I mean, it’s not like this shit isn’t written down.

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So, yeah, my license was suspended. I think it actually says ‘because you’re a douchebag’ on the notice. It’s been a fairly trying period, but we keep trying, don’t we? Thanks to Robert and Adam for keeping me close enough to a life to keep a grip.

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There have been some cool things recently that I won’t mention just yet. Well, besides this. Actually, it’s probably best if I just delete this part. But I’m not going to.

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Oh, yeah:

BAM!

The Dopler Effect is coming

Carla’s also working on a website for Don’t Gag Me! There’s a placeholder page up, but I won’t link to it yet because she yells at me when I do things like that.

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