Why?

Why live out of your car?

Oh, I don’t know. I suppose it could be seen as a desperate, last-ditch attempt to break my own inertia and do something with myself before I wake up one morning and realize that I’m 60, overweight and alone, but at least I’m really good at Halo IX. It could be the result of night terrors brought on by the knowledge that acting is a difficult enough field to make a living in when you aren’t basically shy and prone to cocooning yourself in blankets, controllers and two liter bottles of Coke.

Why not just get out of the house more?

If I could have I would have, but I didn’t so I can’t. Couldn’t. Whatever.

Isn’t this a little attention-whorish?

Well, yeah. So?

Oh. No reason. Just curious.

I’ve said it before: I’d sell out in a second. Hear that, Rupert?

Is this legal?

I’m not entirely sure. Some places yes, some not so much. It’s not my biggest concern.

All I know is that there are too many things I haven’t seen and people I haven’t talked to, and if I don’t do something about it now I probably never will. Cheers!

Why?

Why live out of your car?

Oh, I don’t know. I suppose it could be seen as a desperate, last-ditch attempt to break my own inertia and do something with myself before I wake up one morning and realize that I’m 60, overweight and alone, but at least I’m really good at Halo IX. It could be the result of night terrors brought on by the knowledge that acting is a difficult enough field to make a living in when you aren’t basically shy and prone to cocooning yourself in blankets, controllers and two liter bottles of Coke.

Why not just get out of the house more?

If I could have I would have, but I didn’t so I can’t. Couldn’t. Whatever.

Isn’t this a little attention-whorish?

Well, yeah. So?

Oh. No reason. Just curious.

I’ve said it before: I’d sell out in a second. Hear that, Rupert?

Is this legal?

I’m not entirely sure. Some places yes, some not so much. It’s not my biggest concern.

All I know is that there are too many things I haven’t seen and people I haven’t talked to, and if I don’t do something about it now I probably never will. Cheers!